White People Are Hilarious 02.21.2008

Stuff White People Like is the first blog I have laughed at in a long, long time. The blog, which is becoming exponentially more popular by the day, lists–well–stuff white people like:
Knowing what’s best for poor people [SWPL #18]
Juno [SWPL #57]
Being the only white person around [SWPL #71]
Mos Def [SWPL #69]
In a prose which appears to be a hybrid between academic and journalistic tones, SWPL deconstructs the reasons for white peoples’ adoration of these particular subjects. Take the subject “Being an expert in YOUR culture [SWPL #18],” for example, which considers the white person’s ongoing quest for authenticity and desire to separate themselves from the guilt related to their legacy:
“It is imperative that you recognize how special and unique this white person is for knowing about your culture. Acceptable responses include ‘Wow, I’ve never seen white people order chicken feet,’ or ‘How did you find out about that film? I didn’t think they had dubbed it yet.’”
Of particular interest is the immediate popularity of the blog, which was launched shy of two months ago and has already logged over two million views. Part of its ongoing draw likely comes from the endless, masturbatory and over-analytical conversations that occur on each post’s comment message boards (that I have, admittedly, engaged in). If this dialogue weren’t so typically dense, serious, or off mark, it would likely be as funny as the blog itself. Take for example the commentary that came when then the blog attributed a liking of Mos Def to white people:
“You know what else white people like? They like to create ‘ironic’ blogs. So white, these blogs full of irony!”
“You’ve got the young trendy Democrats down, but I think you’re forgetting the other, less-PC bunch.”
“Imagine if I, as a white guy, started a blog called ‘Stuff black people like,’ and filled it with watermelon, fried chicken, dancing, gold teeth, cheap beer, pimping, etc.”

